Is there an intellectual in the house? I'm not sure, but I think I may have been called a snide smart ass.
Maybe I should have lied and told Adam I loved that poem. That it's the edgiest poem I've ever read. Swear to God and hope to spit. I want to go read it fifty more times, maybe even memorize it. Or perhaps I'll just chop off my head instead. Less painful.
16 hours ago